Some ‘a you people just about missed it!

That was me in that pizza commercial where the tomato freaks out and turns over the table!

Don’t believe me? Watch this over and over and over.

Much like my trip to the Nez Perce reservation in Idaho, Black Dollar Productions was hired by the Autry National Center to handle audio on a film shoot in Second Mesa on the Hopi reservation in Arizona.

The majority of our filming took place in a corn field where the Hopi have dry farmed corn for hundreds of years.  We filmed an elder telling his niece about the Kachinas and how they watch over the Hopi people.

Hopi is beautiful place, somewhere everyone should visit and learn about

Black Dollar Productions was hired by Image Line Productions to handle the voice-over duties for Shell’s promo video for the 2009 Eco-Marathon.

The Eco-Marathon is an international competition between university student teams each attempting to build the most fuel efficient vehicle.

Here is a sample:

Download audio file (shell.mp3)

From the Shell Eco-Marathon site:

• challenges students around the world to design, build, and test vehicles that travel further using less energy.
• is an educational platform that encourages innovation, reinforces conservation and fosters the development of leading technology for greater energy efficiency.
• is a global forum for current and future leaders who are passionate about finding sustainable solutions to the world’s energy challenge.
• is a visible demonstration of Shell’s deep commitment to face head-on the growing demand for energy worldwide in a responsible way. It is an invitation to others to do the same.

I’ve started working with BWN in LA as a freelance sound designer and composer.

Check out their site, they’ve got a great reel and a really talented group of in-house composers. I’ve already learned a lot about delivering great sounding queues on a deadline.

So far I’ve been close mic’ing cymbals, brushing up on my Logic 8 skills, and getting used to the Native Instruments Komplete collection - Battery, where have you been all my life.

How did composers pound out 30 sound-a-like queues before Logic?

The Autry National Center hired Black Dollar Productions to handle audio for a film shoot on the Nez Perce reservation in Idaho.

We flew to Portland then Spokane then drove to Lapwai, ID to spend five days filming a pow wow, the land, and personal interviews.

It was a unique and wonderful opportunity to learn about Nez Perce history and culture. Vegetarian is actually an Indian word - it means lousy hunter.

I have just signed with the commercial department at the Clear Talent Group.

I’m excited to be working with the CTG crew and I have no doubt that in the next couple months you’ll be seeing me on your TV screen as you fall asleep.

Pleasant dreams.

PART II!

This time I had a friend take only 579 pictures of my face.

This edition of Headshots, The Movie isn’t as hypnotic as part I, however it does find our hero in faraway lands escaping a Turkish prison and running from the forces of evil.

Feel free to compare and contrast part I and part II. There is a seizure warning in effect for children under 12 who watch both videos simultaneously.

Thus began Me Mountain - a combination of afrobeat and post-punk.

We recorded the drums and foundation loops live using a pair of C414B’s as overheads and a couple of MD421’s on the kick and snare. We ran those four tracks into my RME Fireface 800 and Digital Performer over a few hot days in our practice space.

I like the results. Would you like to join my band?

Circling the Bowl
Download audio file (circling_the_bowl.mp3)

Bury the Effects
Download audio file (bury_the_effects.mp3)

The Husk
Download audio file (the_husk.mp3)

The New People
Download audio file (the_new_people.mp3)

I’m outraged. My muxtape has 0 favorites [ed: I'm up to 1 favorite!]. I mean come on people!

Who doesn’t like montage songs and credit themes?!

Who doesn’t like Real Genius, The Jewel of the Nile, Weird Science, Back to School, & Beverly Hills Cop?!!

Here’s proof.

Phi Phenomenon Productions was hired to film the reunion event and in turn hired me to run the stationary camera at the back of the club. There I stood for 5 hours as I watched bands from the late 80s who never made it, relive the glory of not making it. Though to be fair, one of the bands was made up of 14 year olds who could play Rush songs better than you ever could.

I was impressed by the number of people who travelled great distances to party one last time with Filthy and by the people who seemed to really truly love Flithy McNasty and everything he had done for them back in the 80s.

Filthy McNasty got really drunk and refused to get in the car the manager called for him at the end of the night.

It was awesome.

The Autry needed a convention soundscape to play behind a slideshow of former presidents roughing it like cowboys. It had to flow seamlessly from decade to decade while not showing any particular political bias.

I didn’t have access to university archive or old new reels; I had to rely on the internet to give me my material. I used Miro to download any and all convention related material I could find on YouTube, Google video, etc. After stripping out the choice audio from the convention footage, I added in some crowd sound effects from my personal library and mixed it all together with DP5.

When you go to the exhibit, you’ll hear the audio as you walk in.

Here’s what the Autry has to say about the exhibit:

During the spring and summer of 2008, April 12 through September 7, the Autry National Center will premiere Cowboys and Presidents. This national traveling show will explore the fascinating and ongoing intersection of cowboy culture and presidential politics from Theodore Roosevelt to George W. Bush.

The exhibit will explain how the presidency became intertwined with the emerging image of a heroic American cowboy at the turn of the twentieth century and will explore the ways that U.S. Presidents have used this powerful iconographic symbol to define themselves and their administrations to the nation and the world. It will also show how the press, foreign governments, and domestic political opponents have found cowboy imagery useful in criticizing presidential policy and leadership.

I had the great pleasure of mixing 6 songs on the new City of Progress record, Human Machine. To be fair, Max had already put the mix together in DP4, all that was needed was some EQ, a little automation, and some Vintage Warmth.

Once you go Vintage you never go back.

We found inspiration and direction by using cartoons/graphic novels as storyboards, and forced ourselves to shoot and edit each piece in one night. Fueled by the crushing boredom of the 2am-6am hours, bottles of wine, and a deep longing for female companionship, I bring you the two ‘best’ of these experiments.

Two of the robot voices were default Mac text-to-speech voices. The other two, the bawdy Brits, were GhostReader voices. I split the main script into four character scripts and exported each characters lines to audio. After timing the stop motion in Premiere, I chopped up each characters audio in Digital Performer and edited it all together with sound effects and Kraftwerk.

Their website needs were simple enough: a blog style CMS allowing all Quite Pirate contributors to post articles, and web 2.0 link share, and a mailing list. A fresh MT4 install with a custom layout and plugin enhancements, coupled with a ma.gnolia account and a DreamHost mass mailer list, and the job was done

Headshots are normally pretty depressing to look at, especially the ones where you are half blinking. But a video like this breathes new life into the half-sneeze, the shit-eating grin, and the sex criminial pictures that are normally deleted as soon as they’re opened.

Enjoy!

Hypnotic and creepy, eh?

Black Dollar Productions recorded and edited over 2500 GRE/SAT words, definitions, and sentences in preparation for testwisers 2007 site launch. For a glisp of the finished product, try testwiser’s online demo.

Listen to a sample:
Download audio file (vocab.mp3)

About testwiser.com:

Testwiser has been authored by expert test takers who scored in the 99th percentile on the verbal sections of the GRE and SAT, with advice from skilled teachers and real students. The Testwiser system is proven to help students succeed in learning the vocabulary essential to their test.

One day Arlo said to his friends, “There’s this writer, Jonathan Lethem, he has this really neat idea, and in the spirit of this idea he started a project.

And you know what else? He’s coming to the bookstore to read from his new book. Why don’t we actually write one of the songs from his book and play it at the reading?!”

Arlo made it happen. We wrote the song Monster Eyes from You Don’t Love Me Yet and played it at the reading.

Download audio file (monster-eyes.mp3)

Imagine a heart warming situation comedy about a group of friends learning to love in the big city.

Now imagine this show has no budget.

Now imagine the credit sequence to this show.

Our entry in the Summer 2003 Fast Forward Film Festival. Teams were given two index cards with a word or phase determining the opening and closing shot. Films were screened in order so each closing shot is the opening shot of the next film. Teams had 24 hours to complete the film. We won a bag of coffee.

Some of my favorites: Orange Man, Curtis Close, all the letters asking for money, and the letter addressed to President Ford.

It’s a Flash application with a PHP/MySQL backend keeping track of all the comments and letter ranking.

The Cannonball Run Scavenger Hunt was a bicycle scavenger hunt organized by Urban Bike Assault recreating the magic of the Cannonball Run on the streets of LA.

Black Dollar Productions rode along and filmed the ride. The short film documenting the day’s events went on to play in the 2006 Bicycle Film Festival in LA, the 2006 Filmed by Bike in Portland, and the 2007 Celluloid Cycles film festival in Melbourne.

I couldn’t find a version of the Cannonball Run theme song without the sound of revving engines drowning out the music. I used Reason and Pro Tools to cover the song.

Bicycle Film Festival
Celluloid Cycles
Filmed by Bike
LAist

This was an experiment with a handmade dolly.

It worked remarkably well considering the man wheeling the dolly across the bathroom was keeping time by counting one second for every two floor tiles.